--> eyelash wishes

guy:

7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta throw myself down some stairs

(Source: guy)

unirony:

lebanesegirlswag:

unirony:

croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate

Unless you have a muffin top.

here’s a to-do list for u

  • fix yr garbage ass blog
  • fix yr garbage ass attitude

romancndleheart:

thaibrator:

hey now 

ur a rockstar

get your

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great now I cant remember the actual lyrics

whatnope:

*a single snowflake falls on the ground* shit man no school tomorrow

(Source: satansnack)

cuttingmyhips:

agent-british-fangirl:

kldzbop:

imagine banana wiht any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

Since when was ‘y’ a vowel?

A E I O U AND SOMETIMES Y GO TO FIRST GRADE

ackles-mjolnir:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

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(Source: jay-ackles)

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

wecameassickcunts:

do you just stare at someone’s lips & get a massive urge to just make out with them.