May 2013
skatings:
I can’t wait for the day I fall asleep next to someone I’m in love with. Just think about it, waking up and seeing them and getting a really big smile. It sounds amazing.
madturbating:
one time i balled so hard not even i could find me
tardisheart:
DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
goingtobuffalo:
Weird how there are people who come into your life and they can make a bigger impact on you in under a year than lifelong friends and family have ever done.
nicolascageholocaust:
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
indiandaughter:
i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me
ejacutastic:
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
romulusthread:
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
alizdurshoe:
bootycaller:
today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween
well quidditch just got awkward
ohitsjustkim:
fairgroundsoldier:
01012012:
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
i just want to mean something to someone. is that too much to ask?
Anonymous asked: keep your head up beautiful
i just want you to love me the way i love you
