--> eyelash wishes

samhainchester:

piginapoke:

janecrocker:

deanassbutts:

sugar-velvet:

MIDDLE FINGERS UP

IF YOU DON’T GIVE A

*whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

*POLICE SIRENS*

*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

[gavin screaming]

who the hell is Gavin

i don’t know but he seems pretty upset

(Source: weirdoclifford)

reinapepiada:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

mrteavg:

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

Last week my professor told us rising seniors that this summer was going to be critical in getting ready to apply for internships in the fall. She gave us the website and told us to start looking for ones with emphases that appeal to us. So today during one of my classes I decided to take a look and HOLY COW so many decisions that I have to make

such as…

Do I want to choose a placement that offers graduate credits? or better yet…do I want to go to grad school?

Would I rather focus on Medical Nutrition Therapy? or Wellness? or Community Nutrition? or Private Practice?

Do I want to go back and live at home or try to stay where I am now? OR do I go somewhere completely new? 

It’s crazy how much rides on getting an internship I just want to make the right decision. Anyone who is in my position or who has been in my position recently is more than welcome to try & calm my nerves 

Any fellow dietetics majors out there?

crazyassblackgirlgifs:

When he asks you if you’re close, whisper in his ear “bitch I might be.”

"you dying bruh"

webMD’s answer for everything (via whitegirlsaintshit)

(Source: ajuran)

troylerloving:

wearehighonwifi:

caitlincst:

kingforhermione:

rox1108:

007-reporting:

angelsontheearth:

17851

That’s disgusting.

Well done society.

Well done.

20,299.

148,628

170,488

I swear if this gets any more notes then I fear for the next generation.

389,556

Dear God

452,657

453,240..

(Source: nickastig.me)

"She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again.There is no better taste than this: someone else’s laughter in your mouth."

Forever by Maggie Stiefvater (via parachute3s)

vibraslapmyass:

as you see he is about to climax, softly “dut” to make sure his entrance is on time. this will ensure a top performance.