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poryqon:

do you ever get stressed about all the things you have to do and instead of doing the things you gotta do you kinda shut down and do nothing

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

(Source: 2460-pun)

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

"Nothing in the world smells as good as the person you love."

Unknown (via sofarfetched)

(Source: moeyhashy)

olivialaurel:

My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

shialebuffalo:

liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret

god, I just love him so much. 

  • me at 4am:

    who am i

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead